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Blonde and Bowling ball
Q. What makes a bowling ball different from a blonde woman?
A. The bowling ball can only take three of your fingers!
Blonde Legs
Q. What did the left leg of the blonde girl say to the right leg?
A. It never got a chance to say anything because they never met!
Blonde Police Job
A blonde looking for a job walks into the police department. The officer says he would like to ask few questions.
Officer: What's 5 + 5?
Blonde: ummmmm....10
Officer: What's the square root of 81?
Blonde: ummmm....9
Officer: who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I don't know
Officer: you can go home and think
Blonde: returns back and tells a friend over the phone that she not only got a job, but she is also working on a murder case.
The Ringing Phone of the Blonde
A blonde woman once visited the doctor with two red ears.
The doctor asked what happened?
Woman: "I was busy with ironing when my phone rang. But unknowingly I picked up the iron close to my ear rather than the phone".
The doctor in surprise asked, "Ok, but the other ear?"
Woman: "That stupid called again."
The Blonde is Pregnant
Doctor: "A great news! You are carrying a baby!"
Blonde: "(being a little uneasy asks) Is it mine? "
